Life's Little Software Rules

The following is a list of rules for software, hardware, internet and more. They are intended to be humorous and fun. The original reason for these rules was to reduce stress caused by working in a software field. They are still effective in their original purpose. The list started with 20 software rules. The lists have been growing ever since

Software RULES
Hardware does what it is told
Internet wants to RULE!
Software Commands we wish would rule

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Page last update July 6 2020

These rules do not reference any specific person, company or software package. They are comical exaggerations of everyday life in the field of Software, Movies Hot Rodding etc. Any relation to events anywhere past, present or future is entirely coincidental.