Stock Car Racing!
Stock Car racing is fast, fun and
furious, but not in the way you
expect.
Stock Car Racing rules.
- All competitors are friendly and
helpful, until you win.
- How to tell someone is cheating when
racing:
- Somehow the car always runs much better during the race,
but
never runs well in time trials.
- They believe special enhancements will overcome mechanic
inability.
- They believe special enhancements will overcome driver
stupidity.
- The one always complaining about the winner being a cheater.
Cheaters
assume the only way someone did better was by cheating.
- Track
Champion. The poor racer
that always raced at the
same
track or venue for less money.
- Those that say 'We just race for the
fun of it' are delusional.
- The best way to spend large amounts
of time and money is to use
inexpensive parts.
- Changing rules about tires, engines
and car design will never
make
the competition even.
- Winners will always do better, no
matter what the rules and race
car
are.
- The louder they brag about how good a
'street racer' they are,
the
worse they are in true competition.
- You can go broke winning trophy
dashes.
- The checkered flag tells all.
- The more crashes you cause, the more
likely you will be in a
crash.
- Luck may take you out of a race, but
it will never keep you in
one.
- Those that put speed over safety will
have neither.
- Winning in racing isn't that tough.
It just requires a
fundamental
understanding of:
- Physics
- Structural Design
- Energy systems
- Power transfer
- Adhesion
- Psychology
- Safety Systems
- Business Finance
- Weather
- Chaos factors
- Electronics
- Record Keeping
- System Dynamics
- When you choose to drive for points
over driving to win you have forgotten what racing is.
- Manipulation, fighting and demolition
driving is pandering to the
shallow end of the gene pool. You will be praised by morons.
- A fan base is nurtured and
grown. Fans can be wonderful when honest hard work and true
racing attract loyal and intelligent fans.
- If you want to keep your friends, don't let
them drive the Race Car.
Demolition
Derby fun and suggestions for what its worth.
Circle
track Racing Intermission,
part of the
fun of racing.
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Stock Car Rules last updated Dec 9, 2011 Version
1a, page last update Dec 9, 2011
These rules do not reference any
specific person or company.
They are comical exaggerations of the occurrences of everyday life in
Stock Car
Racing. Any relation to events anywhere past, present or future is
entirely
coincidental.